Total Medals Earned: 627 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,630 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Overcome those pesky box obstacles!
Impress Trapeze Girl with a Swanky Trick!
Bounce off the Lion Tamer in Level 11!
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Eat one cheese
Eat 15 cheese
solve all the puzzles
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/120 points)
I Remeber What Xmas is !
I'm ready to make this
I look good
Gift for everyone
geography approved
Of Course I remember you...
Let's go
Win in Easy Mode
Win in Normal Mode
Win in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!